"Hello, this is Masta Shake.  You may recognize me as the Leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  I know you're looking for 'Mark's Science Page,' but unfortunately for you, HE'S LAZY!!!  He kept feeding me some kind of excuse about, "I don't have Science until next semester." but I don't know, I wasn't listening.  Way I figure, this is the perfect time to do a cheap promotional plug for something important, namely ME, using Mark's Webspace.  Anyways, below is a cheap rendition of the dialogue between members of the cast of my show, Dr. Weird and his sidekick Steve.  It probably has noting to do with Science beyond the fact that Steve happens to be holding a test tube.  I bet you're not looking forward to next semester when Mark actually gets rid of my glorious photo.  Enjoy!"