Role-Playing Games - The Players

Colby Westerfield

GEMs 4,750

Board Games Played With Group

• HeroQuest

Role-Playing Games Played With Group

• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• d20 Modern
• Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Edition
• Shadowrun 4th Edition
• Vampire: The Masquerade

Characters
Name	Description	Campaign	Games Played	Status
All Flesh Must Be Eaten
Various Characters	varies	Road Trip of the Damned	1	living
Various Characters	varies	Thirteen Ways to Die... Choose One	1	living
d20 Modern
Michelangelo	Male Mutant Turtle Fast Hero 5, Martial Artist 5	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	1	living
Dungeons & Dragons 3.5
Lyrin Sinbal	CN Male Simian *Current Character*	Age of Worms	79 and ongoing	living
Scar	LN Mojh Gestalt Akashic 7/Magister 17/Mojh Racial 3/Sorcerer 7	Dragonbane	2	living
Seagretor	CN Male Gloaming Favored Soul 21/Sorcerer 14/Archmage 5/Ring Sage 2	Dragonbane	14	living
Seagretor	CN Male Gloaming Archmage 5/Favored Soul 21/Rogue 2/Sorcerer 14/Archmage 5/Ring Sage 4	Ultimate Showdown	5	living
Teela	CG Female Eternian Fighter 10/Warmage 20	Masters of the Universe	1	living
HeroQuest
Dunlof	Dwarf	HeroQuest Board Game	2	living
Willie	Wizard	HeroQuest Board Game	0*	living
Shadowrun 4th Edition
Ned the Nerd	Male Ork Hacker	Food Fight 4.0	1	living
Vampire: The Masquerade
Anthony "Boomstick" Anders	Ghoul	Blood Cell Chronicle	2	deceased
Darren Kreiger	11th generation Malkavian	Underworld	2	living
Dominic "Dom" Santori	Ghoul	Blood Cell	01	living

* Character played along with another character, thus full games played does not match character's active game session total.
¹ Character played after death of another character, thus full games played does not match character's active game session total.

Memorable Moments

• When Shane B.'s character, Belben was surrounded by zombies and skeletons, Lyrin ran up behind one and dropped down for a school-yard trip when Belben shoved the skeleton. It nearly worked, too.
• While moving through the Labyrinth of Myrkul, Colby separated himself from the group and got mauled (nearly to death) by a pair of dire weasels.
• While playing a pre-generated character, Scar, Colby triggered an elder glyph of warding after casting duplicate, blowing his "clone" into a thousand pieces.

Quotable Quotes

1. ~New!~ "All my women have hairy b@@bs."
2. "Blackberries are serious business."
3. "Bring me women of little virtue."
4. "Can I kill myself?"
5. "D@mn, right back to screwed."
6. "Dude, humidity is not good for my fur."
7. "Even at a discount 72 becomes 50, and 50 is f$@king good."
8. "Free action, high five!"
9. "Great, we have Columbo and Mr. Magoo in the same search party."
10. "He's off looking for rabbits and other things that are flammable."
11. "He's so dead, he's undead. He's uber-dead."
12. "Hey ladies, come see my boomstick!"
13. "How about that hypocratic oath? Nah, you're nasty!"
14. "I ain't listening to you, you worm-infested son of a ..."
15. "I can't believe my AC did something!"
16. "I don't want to die, but I'd kind of like a necklace."
17. "I don't want to leave without them, I don't want to get shiv-ed."
18. "I don't want to split up, I've seen enough of these movies."
19. "I hate trapezoids."
20. "I'd like to make a check to wear it out."
21. "I think we're flanked!"
22. "I've got a sharp flashlight, I'll cut you dog."
23. "I've not gotten this far by giving up. I have gotten this far by running away."
24. "I want to camp. Leave me behind. You won't kill anything without me, but leave me behind."
25. "I want to hear him say 'gurgle, gurgle, gurgle'."
26. "If he's bad, he's still bad."
27. "If he's going to have me, no one is going to see it."
28. "It's going to knock the sh#t out of him, accidentally."
29. "It's like having to go outside and shoot Old Yeller. It changes you."
30. "It's like playing Minesweeper. Sometimes you hit the first square and blow up."
31. "Jokes abound!"
32. "MVP right now, Greg, MVP."
33. "My huge arcane muscles were like... GGGGNNNAAWWW!"
34. "My thumbs are so cool."
35. "Our characters are so dumb."
36. "Sow."
37. "That wall of fire was pretty awesome. Though, not as good as locking the door."
38. "That was gifted and talented."
39. "This was our own personal hell."
40. "Welcome to a post-apocalyptic world."
41. "We're going to fail. A lot."
42. "We're mercenaries, he'll blow a goat!"
43. "What kind of action is it to tear off a finger?"
44. "You and your truthiness have gotten us killed!"
45. "You are so dumb! That was a trap! Even I saw that coming!"
46. "You don't actually own a horse. You have a timeshare on a horse."
47. "You don't know anything is there! Think about Super Mario Brothers, seven f&@king dungeons and nothing there!"
48. "You no talent a$$ clown."
49. "Your mommy didn't hug you!"
50. "You've never seen The Fly, have you?"
51. (about Aridarye) "Love you long time."
52. (after evoking a sickening effect on a foe) "Welcome to syphilis b*@ch!"
53. (as Benji the dog) "That room with the balls flying back and forth, f*@king crazy! How you all doing?"
54. (as door shuts and locks) "I did not expect that."
55. (discussing enemy tactics against PCs) "Reset! We killed that guy, back to your positions."
56. (with best news reporter voice) "This just in from our eye in the sky, Hurricane Lyrin wreckage found as far as 2 miles away from its disastrous path."
57. (to a kenku) "You stupid c@ck!"
58. (referring to the use of the belt of one mighty blow) "Now blow him. Blow him mightily."
59. (regarding a sundae nut cone) "Get off! If that's the last one, I'll punch you in the face!"
60. (speaking kind words at the burial of half-orc Brutus Snayborn) "Well, he didn't smell as bad as the other guys."
61. (to that Def Leppard tune) "Pour some potion on me."
62. (while having a potion forced down his throat in the dark) "Guilty pleasure."

63. Shane B. - "D$mnit! I have a one-armed character again?"
    Colby W. - "Theme!"

64. Casey S. - "Dude, I'm sorry if I kill you."
    Colby W. - "Thanks, that helps."

65. Chris H. - "I'm too tired to drink beer."
    Colby W. - "What?!? You are not my friend."

66. Chris H. - "Tempus doesn't like rogues, invisible p*@sies!"
    Colby W. - "That's the worst kind."

67. Colby W. - "Has anybody thrown a dagger, ever?"
    DM - "Yeah, you!"

68. Colby W. - "Something about breaking out a window in a church seems wrong."
    Casey S. - "You wanna burn it down instead?"
    Colby W. - "Yeah, I do."

69. ~New!~ (discussing mass resist energy) Chris H. - "That seems broken."
    Colby W. - "It's only broken if you use it."

70. Colby W. - "That's what you can do, go kick him in the p@nis."
    Casey S. - "That won't help me any."
    Colby W. - "What are you talking about? Getting kicked in the junk is aggravated damage!"

71. Chris R. - "What kind of mage doesn't have Quick Draw?"
    Colby W. - "What kind of mage does?"

72. Brian B. - "While we are in town, do you guys want to buy some rations?"
    Colby W. - "Why the hell would we do that?"

73. (after Shane's character, Firsta Perrish, dies) Shane B. - "I have a feeling my next character will look a lot like someone you've seen me play before."
    Colby W. - "Secondta Perrish? I think I met your brother, guess what happened!"

74. Charles P. (as Lyrin's teacher, Delfen) - "Tell me, what have you learned on your adventures?"
    Colby W. - "I like to take stuff off of dead things and put it on myself."

75. Charles P. (as Walker Across the Threshold, a spider creature) "I like surface dwellers."
    Colby W. - (to the party) "Do we have any to give him?"

76. Colby W. - "I want a magic body condom."
    Chris H. - "For your protection or ours?"

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