Role-Playing Games - The Players

Chris Roberts

GEMs 37,865

Role-Playing Games Played With Group

• d20 Modern
• Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Edition
• Vampire: The Masquerade

Characters
Name	Description	Campaign	Games Played	Status
d20 Modern
Various Characters	varies	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	1	living
Dungeons & Dragons 3.5
Bull Lee	CN Male Minotaur Gestalt Fighter 5/Yang Monk 21/Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries 10	Dragonbane	14	living
Bull Lee	CN Male Minotaur Gestalt Fighter 6/Grand Master 2/Yang Monk 22/Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries 10/Warmain 2	Ultimate Showdown	5	living
Carn Fodelfex	AoW Character Pool	Age of Worms	1	living
Chuck Ahammer	CN Male Shield Dwarf Master Thrower 5/Rogue 10/Thunderthrower 4	Age of Worms	10	deceased
Frank Urthadar	NG Male Human Evoker 3/Sorcerer 2/Ultimate Magus 8	Age of Worms	3	deceased
Jimiath "Jimmy" Firespark	AoW Character Pool	Age of Worms	1	living
Lochinvar Telva	CN Male Half-Elf Gestalt Fighter 6/Hexblade 13/Rogue 7	Dragonbane	2	living
Mael Gabrian	LG Male Human *Current Character*	Age of Worms	8 and ongoing	living
Man-at-Arms	LG Male Eternian Fighter 10/Pilot 20	Masters of the Universe	1	living
Marosia	NG Male Drow Gestalt Archmage 1/Drow Paragon 3/Favored Soul 13/Evoker 7/Major Vampire Bloodline 3/Ring Sage 9	Dragonbane	7	living
Pitamian Kalal	CN Male Human Yang Monk 12	Age of Worms	9	living
Stormwind Abthek	AoW Character Pool	Age of Worms	3	living
Thotumal "Thot" Xavros	CN Male Drow Gestalt Fighter 7/Ninja 7/Rogue 16	Dragonbane	6	living
Valgen	CN Male Afflicted Wererat Human Fighter 7/Rogue 1/Wererat 1	Age of Worms	31	deceased
Zebaum Whitefeather	AoW Character Pool	Age of Worms	1	living
Vampire: The Masquerade
Anna "Ghost" Lee	Ghoul	Blood Cell	0*	living
Henry "Jarhead" Smith	Ghoul	Blood Cell	1	deceased
Michael "Bruiser" Wilson	13th generation Brujah	Underworld	1	living

* Character played after death of another character, thus full games played does not match character's active game session total.

Memorable Moments

• Surrounded by WD-41 zombies, "Jarhead" Smith pulled the pins on two fragmentation grenades, blowing himself, four zomies, and ally "Boon" Wilkins into oblivion.
• While on guard duty, Thot completely missed the assassins sneaking into camp and executing sleeping Ro-Paterik.

Quotable Quotes

1. "All the head she's given, and she loses hers."
2. "Anywhere but the briar patch."
3. "A$$ wad."
4. "Can I pop yours?"
5. "Can I stick my sword in your scabbard?"
6. "Come on, get up in the ugly. You've got like a hit point or two."
7. "Dear Daggerford, we're sorry we unleashed the Nine Hells on you..."
8. "Don't pull a Shane, get out of there."
9. "F#ck! We're hosed!"
10. "Gay porn is so out."
11. "I am offering my shovel. Who wants to do the work?"
12. "I can't have two weenies, man!"
13. "I have about two hours of sleep left in me."
14. "I healed all mine with vampiric touch. Go necros!"
15. "I like drow. They're good people."
16. "I may not be able to hit them, but I'm slow."
17. "I smell shadiness going on."
18. "I so don't get this game. I'm a d20 person. I'm never making fun of Harmon again."
19. "I'm going to arm myself with my squeegee."
20. "I'm hitting the poisonous, maggot-covered thing with my wiener."
21. "Oh lord, I may have to wait here. You do not want me going near that if we have to make Will saves."
22. "See if I set you on fire the next time you need help."
23. ~New!~ "That b*tch is going to have to move around the corner to see me next time."
24. "That's got whip-using fighter tank written all over it!"
25. "The spell didn't fail, Brad, you did."
26. (looking at hit points) "That's fixing to be a problem."
27. (referring to a steep inclined tunnel) "This was my dinosaur."

28. Chris H. - "Death is only a part of life."
    Chris R. - "Yeah, the end part!"

29. Chris H. - "I don't have a weapon drawn."
    Chris R. - "Yeah, but you suck."

30. Chris R. (screams like a little girl as a cup falls on him)
    Shane B. - "Did you say you used to fight, because that..."
    Chris R. - "Wanna step outside?"
    Colby W. - "Take a cup with you, that will scare the crap out of him."

31. Chris H. (while trying to cast a spell while raging) - "Can't! F&*k! Raging!"
    Chris R. - "And if you can't f&*k raging, when can you?"

32. Brad R. - "Why don't you be more useless?"
    Chris R. - "If anyone can, I can."

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