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Role-Playing Games - The Players
Brad Rodgers
GEMs 12,000
Role-Playing Games Played With Group
- d20 Modern
- Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Edition
Memorable Moments
- After a dazzling display of hustle and dimension door manifestations, Hagrid eliminated most of an enemy war party using conflagration in their midst.
- On his first night with the group, Brad R. rolled a critical threat with a natural 20 and confirmed with a second natural 20. The pattern was repeated for several game sessions.
Quotable Quotes
- "Did he say we did something wise? That's got to be a party milestone."
- "Don't flick him off, it was your own dumbass-ery."
- "Even as a dwarf, I thought that was a good joke."
- "I may not be right, and this may just be drunken Beardfist talking..."
- "I might slide on the monkey."
- "I'm going to emanate the flatulence."
- "It really takes skill to suck like we do."
- ~New!~ "It's getting worse because you keep talking."
- "Kick it in!... I relay to him."
- "Pitch your tent somewhere else."
- "The dwarf is going to move up into the fray after the lashing he took from the blueberry bush."
- "Twenty percent of the time, it works every time."
- "Way to take it, bleeder!"
- "We can dress as Bonnie and Clyde."
- "Worm free since '83!"
- (after watching Ilikan compressed into a tiny ball by implosion) "This is me, in a nutshell."
- (to Shane the Character Killer) "Don't put it in your pocket, who knows what will happen to you!"
- (waving arms wildly) "The real Morak, scream like a b@tch!"
- Casey S. - "I may give you the worm."
Brad R. - "There will be no worm."
- Chris R. - "I'm going to consecrate the room."
Brad R. - "As a holy man, I approve."
- Brad R. - "Is he a giant?"
DM - "No."
Brad R. - "Damnit! He sure looks like a giant."
- Shane B. - "Omniboost doesn't do much for him, because he's magically..."
Chris H. - "Delicious?"
Brad R. - "Better ask Aridarye."
- Chris H. - "They can probably hear silence too."
Brad R. - "Wrap your head around that. I just got my mind blown."
- Brad R. - "Is shield a deflection bonus?"
DM - "Shield."
- John O. - "You'll blow your d*$k off."
Brad R. - "That's okay, I'll roll up another one."
- Chris R. - "We're going to be..."
Brad R. - "...hammered to no end."
- Shane B. - (referring to smoking hot Aridarye) "No matter how many levels of gray guard, you don't like her being evil?"
Chris H. - (playing a gray guard paladin) "Nope."
Brad R. - "But he would still tap that a$$!"
Decorations
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