WKU Ultimate - Emperor Penguins

Year: Freshman
Major: Civil Engineering
Interesting Fact: I hate chunky peanut butter and TRAINS, both of which make me want to jump out of a window. 
WMD: Geee, which of my many talents do I tell you? well, I can change clothes super-fast for quick substitutions... lol. j/k. I'm still working on throws...

Sarah Bertke

Reynolds Station, KY ($5 says you've never heard of it, and if you have, too bad I don't actually have $5, another plus of coming from a small poor town.)

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Year: Sophmore
Major: Religious Studies, Secondary Education
Interesting Fact: First kindergartener in the history of Dove Academy Christian School to be suspended for fighting.
WMD: ?

Cory Blair

Elizabethtown, KY

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Year: Junior
Major: Math Education
Hobby: Sitting in corners of round rooms. I can stop a speeding locomotive with my butt, and jump over most fences with some effort. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, and swimming in raw sewage. 
WMD: Kilt

Matt Blansit

Burlington (no coat factory), KY

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Year: Sophmore
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Interesting Fact: The "REAL" Prez, Likes to cross dress like a 9 year old.
WMD: Girlie hair flip

Matt Brown

Lexington, KY

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Year: Sophmore
Major: History/Social Studies
Interesting Fact: I like breaking people (even though I don’t do it very often)
WMD: rainbow flick, chicken wing

Jordan Elliott

Louisville, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Economics
Interesting Fact: Went to Daytona Beach, Florida last year for National High School Drill Team Championships
WMD: ?

Teddy Fahringer

Louisville, KY

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Year: Senior
Major: Psychology/Sociology
Interesting Fact: God hates me and gave me 6 wisdom teeth
WMD: Charm, good looks and let's not forget that i'm humble

Kevin Foster

Campbellsville, Ky

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Year: Sophmore
Major: Pre-Veterinary Medicine
Interesting Fact: Vegetarian!!!! OCD with even numbers, especially 4, 8, and 12.
WMD: Matt Brown

Michelle Fusting

Versailles, KY

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Year: Sophmore
Major: Philosophy and Religious Studies with a minor in I'm Smarter than You
Hobby: Spooning with the boys.
WMD: Nakedness

Theodore Barrington Harden the III, esquire, MD, JD, PhD, the shitD.

Orange County, NY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Business Administration
Interesting Fact: I'm sexy on Thursday, don't question it, just accept it.
WMD:

Chris Hodgkins

Owensboro, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Civil Engineering
Interesting Fact: I'm the guy who makes sports officials cry
WMD: ?

Chris Horn

Louisville, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Social Studies/History
Interesting Fact: I have a scar on my forehead from playing Power Rangers as a kid. My friend hit me in the head with a broken broom stick.
WMD: I suck at frisbee so I cant have a wmd

Matt (Berea) Jenkins

If you havent figured this one out, get the **** off my website!

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Year: Sophmore
Major: English Lit
Interesting Fact: I like to cuddle.
WMD: I play in a thong...beat that.

Bryan Jordan

Louisville, KY

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Year: Senior
Major: Photography
Interesting Fact: Favorite color is Pink
WMD: Invisibility and the ability to go through walls

Caspir Lilly

Meridian, MS

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Year: Freshman
Major: Exceptional Education
Interesting Fact: I can make an a clicking sound with my tongue that sounds like the aliens from signs
WMD:

Alicia Newell

Winchester,KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Broadcasting/ TV Production
Interesting Fact: Just one ... lets see, hmmm ... - I've always wanted to get locked in a department store over night!
WMD: ?

Kate Niedzwecki

Franklin, TN (Franktown)

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Year: Senior
Major: Elementary Education
Interesting Fact: I could never be a vegetarian...mmmm meat 
WMD: ?

Megan O’Keefe

Lexington, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Chemistry
Interesting Fact: I think Raphael is the best ninja turtle
WMD: The Double Penetration Assault!

Paul (DP) Orosz

Springhill, TN

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Year: Junior
Major: Geography
Interesting Fact: I am a superior being from the planet Kabijj sent to Earth to behead all lifeforms and take over the planet. Since arriving, my new favorite place is the breakfast buffet at Shoneys.
WMD: Pull

Steven Page

Guntersville, Alabama

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Year: grad student
Major: student affairs
Hobby: Baby Cory!
WMD: behind-the-back scoober

Brian (BP) Powell

Barnhart, MO

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Year: Sophmore
Major: History
Interesting Fact: I like soft things.
WMD: red hat

Brad Rice

Lexington, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Biology
Random Fact: I don't even know what that means
WMD: PWNS Girly Noobs

Celeste Smuskiewicz

Louisville, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: History
Quote: The scorpion...it’s a thinker...takes lots of naps.
WMD:

Ben Sobczyk

Louisville, KY

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Year: Sophmore
Major: Biochemistry/Education
Interesting Fact: Can dislocate both shoulders
WMD: ....hmmm Massive Hammer

Michael Starling

Irvine, KY

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Year: Sophmore
Major: News/Editorial Journalism
Interesting Fact: I'm fully capable of having a complete conversation with somebody who's not there. And in fact I have, on several occasions. No, I'm not crazy. Just eccentric.
WMD: Gimpy will kick your ***

Ria Wallace

Bardstown, KY

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Year: Freshman
Major: Television Production
Interesting Fact: I don't like to swim in the ocean because I am afraid that fish are going to eat my toes...I swear they are gonna do it one day.
WMD: ?

Kim Walsh

Franklin, TN

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