Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar?



“Okay, I’m ready?” exclaimed a guy in a ski mask.
“First we, will bust into the motel vault and take the golden cookie.” Said the boss.
They left the two story building in a real hurry. They left a candy cane shaped apartment that was just coated with some tasty sweet sugar.



“Err, err, err, err.” The alarm rang at the fairy tail inn
“Lets go.” Said the boss. They ran down the second story stairs and rushed across the fifth story hallway and each one did three front flips and shot out the window and grappled a helicopter ladder and flew away.
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Mean while at Sesamee Street Sherlock Sanchoz and private clocksworth were board at their office with nothing to do. All of a sudden icy Joe called and said “There’s been a robbery at the Fairy Tail inn.”
“Be there in a gumdrop.” said Sherlock Sanchoz.
“Who was that boss?” Said Private Eye.
“Come on, there was a robbery at the Fairy Tail Inn” said Sanchoz     
Sherlock Sanchoz was a very mysterious man with the wits of a genius. Some people call him just Sanchoz for short. He was a criminal in his youth.
Private Eye is a little eyeball with legs and arms. He communicates telepathically. Some people call him Igore for short. He used to be a criminal with Sanchoz.
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They walked through the parking lot and there
Were dododo’s (police) all over the place?
    They went in the building and all of a sudden “bamm!” the door slammed. “Oh my, it was horrible.” Said a large fairy tale…thing running through the door.
    “Who are you?” said Igore
    “Why, I’m the muffin man,” the detective stared blankly, “You know the one who lives on Drewy lane.”
    “Oh, you’re the MORON in that one song.” Said Sanchoz
    “Well anyway I was minding my own business
when three people in masks put a bag over my head and knocked me out, next thing I knew I woke up and I was in a closet” said the muffin man.  
     “Did you get a glimpse of the thief?” said Sanchoz.
    “No sir.” Exclaimed the muffin man
    

The detective walked over to the manager and picked up a doughnut off the table (what’s new), and scarfed it down.
“You should check out the Big Bad Wolf he’s had a grudge on the hotel for a while now he lives in room 208½.” Said the manager. So they went up the loopy and twisted stairs they went up around and upside down they were upside down when they reached the top. The ceiling was the floor and the floor was the ceiling.
“Well here we are at room 208½” said Sherlock.
Knock, knock
    
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 “Hello my name is wolf, “ said the stranger
 I thought this was the big bad wolfs room, sorry”
 “Why does every one think I’m bad I’m really nice?” said wolf, “I was framed.”
“So you did do something cause we haven’t asked ant thing” said Eye.
“No!” Yelled wolf
“Why do you have a grudge on the hotel?” said Sherlock Sanchoz.    
“Well it all started when…” wolf was cut off.
“Wait a minute, don’t tell me were going in a flash back.” said Eye.
“Shut up, and let me finish.” Said wolf, “any way I was minding my own business when I went down the hall and slipped on a gloobergash (a flat frog in fairy tail language) and fell down the stairs and broke my arm and the people were more worried about the gloobergash.”
“Right well we should leave.” Said Sanchoz.
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  So Sanchoz and Eye went back to the hotel to look at their notes “we have two suspects one of them did it one didn’t I think it’s the muffin man because the crumbs but the foot print.” He stopped ”It was the Big Bad Wolf because the muffin man was the one who cared about the frog”
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They walked up to the hotel an busted the door wide open and arrested the big bad wolf “your arrested for the robbery of the cookie.” Said Sanchoz. “Case closed Private Eye.”   
   
                 THE END